
This is Dermalogica's microfoliant. Sounds totally weird but it's like powdered awesomeness in a bottle. It's powder that you mix with water in your hand to make a face-paste (ewwww, not like that!) that you then rub circularly onto your face for a minute and rinse off. Sweet baby jesus, my face feels/looks good when I use this stuff. This is one of those splurgy things (a big bottle is ~$40!) but I read so many reviews raving about it's magical skin-enhancing properties that I decided to test kitchen it for you. I'll bring some next time I see you and you'll understand what I mean about this shit. It's awesome and you should buy it if you like your face to look good.

This is Kiss My Face's shave butter cream. It's cruelty-free and has nothing unnatural in the ingredients and smells really awesome and is the only shaving product I have ever used that prevented razor burn under my armpits. This is a big deal to me. It's also the closest shave I've ever had, ever, and again I'm talking about armpits. I'm excited to work out later because I know that afterward, I will shower, shave my pits, and then be tempted to caress them for the rest of the day. I think this is $5 at whole foods-y type stores and it's spectacular.